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Known only as Dark Lord Critter after getting the idea from watching one too many sci-fi and fantasy movies, DLC is a menace to all critterdom. Generally, if there is evil afoot, he is the one behind it all; luckily, there is always some sort of way to stop his plans of ultimate evilness.

Appears in: The Magnificent Minionizer Masquerade

Minions are blind (not literally though!) followers of Dark Lord Critter. They are just smart enough to accomplish what they're told, but not enough to question anything. Once they pass the Magnificent Minionizer Masquerade exam, they are given their minion outfit and must wear it forever. Well, they get two, so that they can put one in the laundry... Even evil critters don't want to put up with stinkiness!

Appears in: The Magnificent Minionizer Masquerade

Dr. Goofyshirtz is the evil "genius" of the Critterverse. Fortunately for the good folks, his plans usually involve something easy-to-take-advantage-of - a self-destruct button, an obvious weak point that glows, etc. He went to school with Professor Bumbleslotz where they temporarily became friends due to the common 'z' at the end of their names, but went his own way once he realized that he really, really, really liked money. "There's much more money in evilness than in teaching," he often says.

Appears in: Dr. Goofyshirtz and the Bank Blowout

No one knows the true identity of [Censored], nor even if [Censored] is a male or female. Only one thing is known: [Censored] spends their time running around throwing black bars over things, censoring books, hiding "copywritten" things, you name it! Be very careful what you say and do around [Censored]!

Mrs. Beehive is the school's math teacher (While it sometimes seems it, Math isn't evil kids!). After years of kids fussing, screaming and not listening, and the parents not doing a thing about it, she snapped. Dark Lord Critter promised her peace and quiet, and she happily agreed. Look out for her beehive bun hair, however, she keeps all kinds of things hidden in it!

Tricked into believing their goal in life is to be cool, and that to be cool they must make everyone else feel awful, Bullies are vicious. Often the best way to defeat them is to give them a dose of their own medicine.

Appears in: The Adventures of Rubberman

These evil doers attack in large groups, scaring critters into submission. But sssshhhhh, they're really just critters with sheets covering them.

Slick is a Bully who somehow hasn't grown the full-on red look. He still has his kind moments, but they are few and far between. Spotty, his dog companion he is never without, is often the one thing between him and complete Bully-ness.

Spotty is Slick's dog; while Spotty is actually a "good critter," he resides here with Slick, just as he never leaves his side any other time. Spotty is essentially Slick's conscience, and also adorably cute!


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