Congratulations on your incredibly wise decision to become a minion for Dark Lord Critter! Your days of feeling underappreciated will soon begin be at an end! There are three main stages to becoming a minion...

Step One: Join the Newsletter!

You'll need to make sure you join Dark Lord Critter's newsletter so you can be made aware of everything he needs. You'll also want to subscribe to The Critterville Times and The Million Dollar Word Newsletter to spy on them because they're so entertaining!

Step Two: Play Lots of Games

While we do have different goals - those in the rest of the Critterverse wanting peace and junk, and we in the Critterdome want to rule it all - we do agree on one thing: games are fun! It is for this reason that you should play them all the time, every waking moment, even sleeping moments!!

You can open the games in a new window right here!

Step Three: Tell Everyone!

A good minion does what's told plays lots of games, a GREAT minion tells everyone they know (and even people they don't know!) about The Critterverse! Print out lots of propaganda, tell people on Facebook, Twitter, Google+ or anywhere you can!