A very big UNwelcome to you! That's right, UNwelcome because only the good guys actually welcome people to their home. I'm certainly not one of the good guys, and this is much more than a home: this is the Dark Lord Critterdome, my secret lair! Well... I guess not TOO secret or you wouldn't have found it, isn't that right?

I guess that while you're here, you can take a look at some very factual, important images and documents that will persuade anyone with even the tiniest brain (ESPECIALLY those with tiny brains, in fact) to join me here at the Critterdome. You can also check out my plans for Charlie - the game developer guy - this month, and even help decide his fate... And last but not least (in fact, the UNleast!), when you're finally ready to take the plunge (I'm doing my very best to be patient, you know!), become a minion and declare your loyalty to me!